

That's the shit I love about this movie, it takes its below average protagonists and runs with them. 1977, ala Starsky and Hutch (if I'm wrong here, feel free to correct me and elaborate.) Who are the mean guys with fire in their eyes/known by the names of./ Beavis and Butt-Heaaaaad/ Oooooohhhh, yeaaaaahhhhh and we find out dumbasses in another outlandish situation-this time they're cops c.

I'm getting ahead of myself here-the title sequence is the fucking best. When they fuck this up, they casually rescind responsibility for their actions and reply with a breezy 'cool' when suspended. God only knows where mom(s) is(are) to solve this crisis-no, our heroes take matters into their own hands and promptly go about stealing a TV from school-which they are probably supposed to be attending, given the appearance of their hippie-dippy teacher Mr. You have kaiju-sized MTV addicted gas station nacho and vending machine junk loving ("sour cream and salsa pork rinds? Where? WHERE?!") dipshit 14 year old slackers strolling through a major city and they end up fighting over a terrified woman in their classic juvenile manner.įollow this by kicking off the excuse plot that makes perfect sense for these two morons-somebody stole their piece of shit rabbit eared television.

You know what I love about this movie? The opening act.
